HA HA HA

Very funny comment Richard!
See 'Going to meet James later' everyone else!
I certainly don't want to lose control of any bodily functions and if that's what cruise control leads you to then I'm highly relieved I DON'T have it!
Where does the fuel go - no idea yet, but Charles gleefully announced yesterday that I probably wouldn't need to fill it up until Christmas so I'll worry about that another time!
I have to admit I haven't quite got my head round having SIX gears! Why do I need SIX for goodness sake? I still remember the days when cars had FOUR and I thought that was quite enough. Having FIVE gears on the Puma and the MG was something of a trial, but SIX is at least two too many in my opinion. I spend most of the time blissfully unaware of which gear I'm actually in and as long as the car keeps moving, that's fine by me!
I've found reverse! This is good.
I'm not, however, too sure about my intelligent windscreen wipers, unless they're actually more intelligent than ME -  and I'm going to check the handbook now to see what EXACTLY I can expect in terms of intelligence.