HOW MANY STICKS OF CHEWING GUM DOES ALEX FERGUSON GET THROUGH EACH GAME?
DOES HE HAVE A SPECIAL CHEWING GUM MONITOR? (The MUFC equivalent of Terry Mac and the Mars Bars?)
AND...
...WAS HE CHEWING MORE FURIOUSLY THAN EVER DURING THE MATCH LAST NIGHT?

I don't really mind as long as he shuts his bl**dy mouth while doing so! It's NOT a free country!
ReplyDeleteHe's not chewing gum, but sucking on an Aluminium stud from micheal Owen's boots! (He does one every day to get them clean again for his next match....;-)
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