WELL! I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN...

... this morning!
Although the idiots at DHL Gateshead are probably NOT going to have quite such a good time.
Let me explain.
On Wednesday I ordered a load of stuff from Boots online. This was due to sheer laziness on my part as I could have popped to Morpeth for the items, but instead I decided that it would be easier to have everything delivered THE NEXT DAY ie YESTERDAY.
(To be fair, I probably wouldn't have done it at all, but Charles was wanting some special shaving gel stuff, so I thought I could get some stuff for me at the same time.)
Anyway, to cut a long story short, having waited in ALL DAY, no delivery arrived at all.
I waited until evening, because apparently it can take until 9pm and then decided to track the progress of my goods, FOLLOWING THE LINK FROM BOOTS.COM TO DHL.
How surprised was I to discover that said goods had in fact been delivered at 12.33 and that a certain G Lowes had very kindly signed for them.
WHO IS G LOWES? WHERE DOES HE/SHE LIVE? WHY WERE THEY SIGNING FOR MY GOODS? WHY WERE DHL DELIVERING MY GOODS TO ANOTHER ADDRESS?
So, as you can imagine, I was (and still am) somewhat less than happy, and ended up sending furious emails to both Boots and DHL, with the expectation that I would be contacted first thing in the morning (ie TODAY) with news about my goods and how these are going to be restored to me.
So, I am waiting with baited breath for the telephone to ring and can't wait to hear the excuses. I'll give them until 9.05. and if they haven't called I WILL BE RINGING THEM!
WATCH THIS SPACE!!