TYPICAL!

I pop out for a few minutes...
... and miss the delivery of my coffee capsules.
All I get is a note saying I've got to go and get them from the Sorting Office in Morpeth.
The really annoying thing is that I actually passed the Parcel Force van at the corner by David's shop and DID wonder at the time if he might have been to the house. I even SAW the delivery man leaving the shop armed with what looked like a bacon butty!!
However...
... all is not lost as, despite the note advising me to go and get it myself, the very nice man, now fully fortified after his late breakfast, returned this afternoon with my parcel!
So now I am well stocked with coffee for the next few weeks.
And no sooner had he left, than another delivery arrives!
So I now have a pair of sandals to replace the ones I ruined this morning.
And NO I WON'T be wearing them down Villa Lane!