... that maybe my eye infection is connected to the incident with the building dust when I was in Morpeth the other day and had to drive home with my eyes streaming.
Perhaps I should ring one of those companies that advertise on the telly and claim compensation. Does it count as an accident? 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' (How can an accident ever be your fault - It's an ACCIDENT for God's sake!) Injury lawyers for you - 'We're REAL lawyers' (Well I should bloody well hope you are and that you're not just pretending to be.)
It does seem a bit of a coincidence. I look like I've gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson actually. The left eye is almost shut and very painful. It looks like really bad conjuctivitis, but let me tell you - yours truly doesn't suffer from boring old ordinary conjuctivitis, oh no, she gets GIANT PAPILLARY CONJUNCTIVITIS (Look it up, it's a real condition)or uveitis which is even worse.
Can you tell I'm feeling really sorry for myself tonight?

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