WHAT A DIFFERENCE IT MAKES...

... when a) Newcastle are safe and b) other teams that are playing have no potential impact on us at all!!! We watched Crystal Palace v Brighton last night and felt no stress whatsoever and really enjoyed it. Tonight we can look forward to Arsenal v Wigan. Honestly don't really care about the result any more but will enjoy the match anyway! Doesn't look like Pardieu will be going anywhere after all and I'm sure I've just caught a fleeting glimpse of a headline that looks as if he considers avoiding relegation to be something of an achievement. Ha ha ha - what a total idiot.