OKAY, SO THAT WAS A FIRST...

... and almost certainly won't be repeated. I'm referring to the spray tan I had this afternoon. On a cold winter's day this as really not my idea of fun. Freezing cold spray, horrid hairnet and paper knickers. Nasty stick on soles that almost tear the skin off your feet. Having to wear bag lady type clothes afterwards, including flip flops so you end up with frostbitten toes. Can't have a wash for the rest of the day. I particularly hate that bit because I'm pretty obsessive about always having a bath at bedtime (shower in the morning) and can't face the thought of going to bed, unwashed and smelling that horrible fake-tan chemical smell all night. Yukkity yuk!