.... just to let you know that Charles will certainly be relating his experience at the hands of the doc to you shortly.
AND THE BEST NEWS IS...
...WE'VE MANAGED TO GET A FLIGHT OUT OF HERE ON MONDAY - AND IF WE RING EACH DAY WE MAY EVEN GET ONE BEFORE THAT!!!!
LILY & ROSE
Here are some photos of Lily & Rose. There are a few from the first time we saw them when they were just 4 weeks old. They would fit on your hand at this age and didn't look much like westies!
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ReplyDeleteDear Mummy and Daddy (pt1)
We’re having so much fun here. We’re allowed to do and go anywhere we like with Cathybabes and sometimes we can even watch TV in her room. She doesn’t half watch some rubbish though mummy... We’re tired of listening to Jason Derulo and Esmee Denters featuring Chipmunk and would much rather watch La Sonnambula on Sky Arts 2 in HD with top dog. It’s such a wonderful opera mummy.....all about a sleepwalker and....well not much else to be honest......but great tunes so top dog keeps telling us. Cathy calls it something else but the decoder doesn’t recognise the words...
Honestly mummy, you would have a hissy at the state of Cathy’s room ...she just doesn’t seem to see the mess. But we don’t mind...there’s just so much to chew and play tug of war with......ha ha ha. Top bitch in the house says that’ll teach her to put her knickers away properly in future. Not sure what she means mummy but Cathy still loves us and according to her we’re not coming back to Longframlington. She’s busy building a secret room inside hers which doesn’t look like it’s got a door and we’ve spent lots of fun hours in there already and nobody knows where we are.....he he he. You should read her diary too......oops I don’t think I was meant to have told you that? Still... no one will read it will they? The 10000 visitors are very likely one in the same....according to a very disgruntled top dog. Man....he’s got some issues! Needs to lighten up some.... and then some.....see mommy I can speak Noo Yowark too, and my accent’s better than yours.
Mind you we do seem to be spending a little more time in the sun room and in the garden and we have to go to the toilet properly now and not just where and when we feel like it or when I (Lily) get excited now that the top dog in the house is looking after us through the day when the others go off to work and school like normal people. Goodness me what a crosspatch he is mummy..... walking around in a grump all day long doing nothing and getting cross when I (Lily) try to keep him informed of people and things coming near the house. You know, there was a butterfly trying to get into our room the other day and two people next door even had the nerve to talk to talk to one another in their own garden. Top bitch says it’s because they’re married and that’s what married people do...top dog says it’ll never last in that case. We’re not going to get married mummy. We’re staying at home........(tbc)
Dear Mummy and Daddy (pt2)
ReplyDeleteThe only blot on this paradise landscape is that we have to share the house with the irritating little runt of their litter called....oh see? I’ve even gone and forgotten what he’s called.....anyway it doesn’t matter because he doesn’t matter either so no one tends to take any notice of him. I think they may call him Lay Z....yes that’s it. He does nothing in the house except leave things lying around. He only has two chores and he has to be reminded every day to do them. His older brother called Stu Dent, has just gone back to complete his studies in “Household Slavery” at University in another country where the top dog says they have blue faces, red hair, wear dresses, speak a different language also called English, infiltrate our government and bleat on about immigration. Top dog calls him (and all of his friends who have the same name.... strangely) worse than our daily deposits. Paradise wears after a while doesn’t it mummy?
Anyway we have to go now....got some security work to do...I can hear things moving about in the bushes...a few streets away.
Love you loads Mummy, Daddy and Yo! Jimbo....please excuse our spelling and grammar.....we’re not at school we’re on holiday....and..........well...........we’ll see you next year sometime......oooohhh i can’t wait.......I’m so excited I could poo......aaahhh....that’s better.
Top dog....oh top dog....look what I’ve done.....it looks just like chicken korma with rice
Lilypop and Rose o’ Shar’n xx
PS
Doesn’t the Governing Body determine your pay daddy?
Top Dog has just told us that whoever made that decision at County Hall is a stlpid* fioging* cjst* and should be hung out to dry by their bwssldks*
*MS Canine Decoder unable to translate
Dearest Girls.
ReplyDeleteHow lovely it was to hear from you at last - and what excellent writing skills you are developing. You deserve lots of smiley faces for that effort. Well done.
Reading between the line though I can tell that you (well Lily mostly probably) haven't given up on your quest to rid the world of all known threats and have taken your neuroses with you to your foster family. You need to learn to relax, my darlings. The world is full of surprises (as we have found out to our cost) but you honestly don't need to alert the entire neighbourhood over every insignificant event.
Now then, regarding the question of poops and pees - you'd BETTER be going in the right places or there will be BIG TROUBLE when we get back. You could have a little word with Top Dog to see if he would consider letting you try some of the very nice dry food that big girls eat. We will, of course, happily replenish any stocks that you demolish.
Anyway my little ones I have to go now. We are about to start the morning rota of holding the line to British Airways as we attempt to move our homecoming closer still. Daddy goes first, then James and then me and after that we repeat it all over again at ten minute intervals.
Please tell everyone that Mom and Pop are really grateful to them for looking after you both so well. It can't be easy having four of you little blighters running around (I did notice that Lily appears to have taken on the role of pack leader in the racing around stakes judging by one of your photos!)
Please TRY to be good and we'll talk to you later.
Lots of love
Mommy, Daddy and Jimbob xxx